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i think a life update for posterity is due: in early march i quit my job with apple of 2.5 years that started out fun but ended up making me more miserable than i’d ever been. it really is a cult. i quit in a very fun way (middle of the day, some theatrics, somewhat mean and very cathartic) and started a new job 3 couple days later.

i’m doing real IT stuff now and it’s a million times better. good coworkers, relaxing when i want it to be and challenging when i want it to be, and a cool environment – i get to do what i love (computers) while being around science all day.

i have some big plans for the summer: cottage trips, poker games, blowing stuff up in the woods, a music festival, and 2 weeks in sweden (i’ve never been overseas!). i’ve been dating a girl that is extremely cute and one of the most intelligent people i’ve ever met. i’m starting to become passable at fixing my bike and have been doing 20km+ rides every weekend. i’m sleeping more, drinking less, and cooking a lot. i got a nice new sound system and have been lying down and listening to albums all the way through. i’m really happy~~

i have a mental construct that involves breaking off and eating a small piece from each of the cheeses in my fridge every day or two to keep them from getting mold on them

i have 5 of em going right now, most of them are enjoyable to eat but the feta’s a bit of a chore

after months of feeling like garbage or nothing, i took a vacation where i only ate steak, grew a beard, and watched movies

now i’m walking to work in a mild snowstorm, listening to my favorite music, and i just watched a gust of wind knock a construction worker on his face

i rate my current happiness a 9 out of 10

so you know eggs florentine

how about eggs quarantine

served in a glovebox with hermetically sealed boxes inside of it, one each for english muffin, poached egg, spinach, and hollandaise sauce

you have to make the decision to break the seal

it’s up to you

i destroyed my arm (fractured/impacted olecranon) on august 17th

i went to the hospital on august 22nd

i had surgery (open reduction and internal fixation) on august 24th

and today, a month later, i have normal range of motion

from this we can deduce that i am superhuman

farming more like protocooking

i have just been way into movies lately! fun

see ya there

while i was walking home from work, an older lady asks me how to get to “david pecaut square”. it sounds familiar but i don’t know for sure so i look it up on my phone and tell her
king and simcoe, so three streets south and two streets west of here
“i doubt it”
what?
“i said, i doubt it”
(this makes me angry) OKAY, SEE YA! (i walk away)

are you JOKING? i stop to look something up for you when i could just keep walking and then you tell me YOU DOUBT IT? are you INSANE?
a bonus was that i got to storm away, i don’t really storm away ever

something i like: making foods into mock chemical names

“what do you want to get for lunch?”
“i was thinking about doing some 2,4-chlorobutylhamburgamine”

“hi welcome to the deli”
“hey can i get 500000 milligrams of n,n-dimethylsalamide”

this is probably not funny to any other human