bone in sub

at work on saturday, towards the end of the day a co-worker found a very small mitten, like for a baby, on the floor. it had a Virgin Mobile logo on it. someone asked if they could keep it (because it was cute?), and said to wait until sunday night, see if anyone comes back to claim it.

today i was up at the cash registers, where i had left the glove, and picked it up to look at it. i hadn’t touched it yet, and i could feel something inside it. i open it and it is totally full of pot. well! we were all pretty amused by that one.