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every episode of cops has three segments. these segments fall into one of five categories:

* evading: someone running from police, either on foot or in a car. they always end up having felony warrants or a gun or a bunch of drugs. pretty boring, but the cameraman has such a wicked job.

* domestic: trashy couples arguing, usually obese or methheads. i skip these, yeugh

* public disturbances: prostitutes in vegas or drunk homeless people

* traffic stops: if it doesn’t turn into an evading, it might be someone with contraband or warrants, or maybe they eat a bunch of drugs (funny), or sometimes they have awesome stories about where they just came from.

*awesome things: finding a body, cops getting in fights, undercover busts, serving subpoenas, scary guys on PCP