bone in sub

four english muffins with butter, big glass of chocolate whole milk, and something mildly boring to watch. brush teeth, mouthwash, then write in this thing. “BEDTIME BONANZA”

i ended up singing on a bluegrass album today. was engineering and they wanted to try a bass voice, so i sang some bass harmonies, hilarious.

i’m realizing that i’m getting tired of being single for a number of reasons. i think i figured this out a few weeks ago, thus the ‘no girlfriends until after valentine’s day’ resolution. i really am looking forward to making myself a steak and drinking a case of beer by myself. that sounds sarcastic but it’s not.

my new pants came in the mail yesterday. they’re great, slim black jeans that don’t have too much of a denim texture. they’re sooo tight though, taking them off seriously takes 30 seconds compared to maybe two with normal jeans.

i haven’t worn non-tight pants in months – sometime in december i spilled pasta sauce all over my normal jeans and i didn’t wash them until last week (still stained). i’ve been in to handwashing clothes in my sink lately, and i did the same to these jeans, but i guess i haven’t had them as long as i thought? they did this in my sink:

four more rinses and they stopped making Jean Water. i forget what it feels like to dress modestly.