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at dinner with girlfriend:

her : “what do you want to get after dinner?”
me : “some fruit maybe.”
her : “what are you into?”
me : “you”
her : “but fruit-wise, what are you into?”
me : “christian bale”

i just celebrated in one party: my graduation, my 22nd birthday, my dad’s 50th birthday, father’s day. it was a big party. my uncle and i put together a band for my dad’s 50th and we played a few of his favorite songs as a big surprise, the first being rapper’s delight. we played the hook which is pretty unrecognizable while my dad was handed the (six pages of) lyrics, and the crowd reaction when we jumped into the actual song was amazing.